"So what do you want to do with your life?"

oh gee shit NO, ANY QUESTION BUT THIS, HOW THE BOLLOCKS AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO WITH MY LIFE I MEAN FUCK I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR LUNCH TOMORROW, HOW THE EVER-LIVING DICK CAN I BE EXPECTED TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE AND ALL THE PEOPLE I EFFECT AND INFLUENCE, FUCK, NO ONE SHOULD BE INFLUENCED BY ME, HAVE YOU SEEN THE DUMB SHIT I DO BECAUSE BELIEVE ME NO ONE SHOULD BE DOING THAT AND I DON'T WANT TO GET IN TROUBLE WHEN SOMEONE COPIES ME AND GETS INTO DEEP SHIT AND BLAMES ME WHEN FUCKADOODLEDOO I'M NOT YOUR BABYSITTER DON'T BE SUCH A DUMBFUCK, AND THAT THERE IS WHAT I STRONGLY BELIEVE OUGHT TO BE THE FIRST RULE OF LIVING ON EARTH, WRITTEN IN THE SKY AND IN THE MOUNTAINS AND IN EVERY DIFFERENT LANGUAGE, "DON'T BE SUCH A DUMBFUCK" BECAUSE REALLY A LOT OF CRIME WOULD BE HUGELY REDUCED IF PEOPLE COULD STOP BEING SO DUMB, DOING STUPID SHIT LIKE IMITATING IDIOTS LIKE MYSELF WHICH, SHIT, WAS NEVER A FUCKING GOOD IDEA, OH DEAR GOD PLEASE NEVER GIVE ME CHILDREN OF MY OWN TO CORRUPT AND TURN INTO MINI-MES BECAUSE THEY'LL NEVER CATCH A BREAK WITH A MORON LIKE ME AS A MOTHER, OH ME OH MY WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN, THE POOR BASTARDS, AND ARGH STOP GIVING ME RESPONSIBILITIES, I AM PHYSICALLY REJECTING THEM ALL - LEARN TO DRIVE, KATHERINE, NO FUCK YOU GO TO UNIVERSITY, KATHERINE, NO FUCK YOU GET A JOB, KATHERINE NO FUCK Y- OH OKAY I'LL GET A JOB OH HELLO MONEY WHERE DID YOU COME FROM, IT'S RARE FOR US TO SPEND REAL TIME TOGETHER, Y'KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO, WE SHOULD START AND MAINTAIN A SMOKING HABIT, JUST BECAUSE I HAVE SOME CASH AND LUNGS TO BURN AND WHY THE HELL SHOULDN'T I IT'S MY OWN FREAKING BODY FUCK ANYONE WHO TELLS ME OTHERWISE BUT WAAAIT YOU'RE A WOMAN DO YOU WANT TO JEOPARDIZE YOUR CHANCES OF HAVING HEALTHY CHILDREN IN THE FUTURE OH WAIT NO HOLD THE FUCK UP DON'T GIVE ME CHILDREN OH MY GOD PLEASE DON'T GIVE ME CHILDREN I'LL FUCK THEM UP WITH MY STUPIDITY AND UTTER, UTTER LACK OF COMMON SENSE - I DON'T WANT RESPONSIBILITY, I WANT TO GO INTO A WORLD THAT DOESN'T EXIST YET BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH I'M YET TO INVENT IT, IT'S STILL A HELL OF A LOT EASIER THAN THE ONE I'M ALREADY IN AND IN GENERAL JUST fuck

"well y'know i kind of want to live in a cave and never see anyone ever"