Sunday, 29 September 2013

Shut up and take my money (£209.45 for ten hours! save £50!)

I'm learning to drive. Don't really want to, but I'm sick of people getting at me for being eighteen and not driving yet. Eighteen, jeez, what a twat I am. How dare I be ambivalent to the idea of owning a vehicle. How dare I make use of public transport. How dare I ask for lifts. What. A. Shit.
I asked my instructor if it's ever occurred to him that humans are just not meant to drive. If evolution wanted us to travel any considerable distance then we'd have wings. He told me to shut up and go up into third gear, remember the clutch.
Fucking hell.

1 comment:

Hatter said...

I am determined to continue my ambivalence towards learning to drive for as long as possible... My brother didn't learn until he was 30 so I'm thinking I'll manage ;)
Good luck with it love!