You know what's not cool?

Here, have a list:

1. Breaking up with someone by text.
2. Proceeding to flatly refuse to speak to them for a week (and counting).
3. I'd like to take this opportunity to say that, as someone who has been on the giving end of a breakup more than once, it is not too much to expect an adequate explanation. It's basic breakup etiquette; the dumpee always has the opportunity to shout and scream and make the dumper feel guilty because in this case anyway the dumper fucking deserves it.
4. Here're some more things that are neither cool nor okay:
5. Telling a mentally fragile teenage girl that she's enough when she clearly isn't.
6. Refusing to speak to her for a week (and counting). This is listed twice because it is a doubly selfish, douchey way to behave.
7. Letting her down again
8. and again
9. and again.
10. Using reasons 6-8 as a 'reason' for breaking up with her when it is something over which we both know you have control.
11. Essentially saying "it's not you, it's me".
12. Making out to not have even a minute to spare at any point during the week when you do. Of course you do.
13. Making me angry whenever I think about it for too long.
14. Refusing to speak to me for a week (and counting).
15. Generally being a spineless fucker.
16. You are a spineless fucker.
17. This is not cool.

FUCK. YOU.

Tell me I'm immature and a cold bitch and "not what you expected" and I will blind you. You've had every opportunity to redeem yourself but if you aren't even going to hear me out then I'll put it up on here for everyone to know.